happyhomosexual:

Male: hello

Me, having listened to 5 true crime podcast episodes today: kill any women and children lately 😑😒

alieng0d:

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

revealmyselfinvincible:

d1av:

bechdels:

sggxv:

bechdels:

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

What the fuck does that even mean?

30 thousand women seem to get it

source: [x]

thefemaleofspecies:

princessnijireiki:

dredsina:

Michael bublé wants to be frank Sinatra but he’s never tried to have woody Allen killed

#reblog until michael buble is forced to live up to franks good name

fromacomrade:

politijohn:

orange-juice-sans:

say what you will about gen z but being able to say “it is wednesday my dudes” in the middle of a class and knowing they will respond with an ungodly screech? absolutely unbeatable

lysasympson:

tearlessrain:

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

I’m glad we all agree